Morag (Bagnole à Grande Vitesse)


Morag replaced Mildred who was killed tragically in the line of duty whilst in France. She is dark red, shiny, and faster for she is a top-of-the-range sporty one, being a rather swift 155bhp 16 valver.

I don't know much about Morag other than that she has computer-controlled suspension (not Activa, alas) which squishes a lot and makes sure she goes round corners without slamming me against the door pillars. She also has electric door mirrors which allow me to watch cute pedestrians without turning my head.

Morag is named after an incident Jon had with a menstruating ex-girlfriend, because she's roughly the same colour as his face was the next morning.

Most likely to say: "Faster faster faster! Can't you drive any faster?"


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